Howdy Hunters,

Did you think we’d forget April Fools? Not likely, with our track record. On with the foolery! We’re happy to introduce the Fool Turkey. There are 4 fur variations, male and female (thus destroying my tomfoolery joke), mixed in with the normal Turkeys. The furs will remain taxed in your lodge after the Event ends.

Now go hunt some. They’re really freaking out Drumstick.

Happy Hunting!